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Jesse - Feb 17, 2006 8:14:09 am PST #7881 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I do enjoy the "Ice, Ice Baby," but that's as far as it goes.


Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 17, 2006 8:19:11 am PST #7882 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Mercury poisoning plus shards of broken glass? So glad I'm not possessed of the right equipment....

Even if you were, you'd also have to be possessed of an utter lack of common sense for there to be any danger.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 17, 2006 8:21:36 am PST #7883 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Even if you were, you'd also have to be possessed of an utter lack of common sense for there to be any danger.

Wrod. We need to put pencil-dick in a death cage match with the guy in Wales who lost the bet. Whichever one beats themselves to death by banging their head on the cage....wins?


Nora Deirdre - Feb 17, 2006 8:23:05 am PST #7884 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

we ALL win by removing them from the genetic pool.


Calli - Feb 17, 2006 8:23:05 am PST #7885 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Whichever one beats themselves to death by banging their head on the cage....wins?

I'd say the winner would be the human race.

Ah, Darwin-esque X-posty goodness.


§ ita § - Feb 17, 2006 8:37:12 am PST #7886 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now this is skating commentary.


Frankenbuddha - Feb 17, 2006 8:40:37 am PST #7887 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

we ALL win by removing them from the genetic pool.

I'd say they both already have that covered.


Jessica - Feb 17, 2006 9:23:53 am PST #7888 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Lunchtime links!

Man Coughs Up Nail 35 Years After Accident

Chocolate Roulette Wheel!

I wish I owned this URL


Steph L. - Feb 17, 2006 9:32:43 am PST #7889 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I love the subhead for the chocolate roulette wheel! ("Willy Wonka meets the Deer Hunter!")


Jesse - Feb 17, 2006 9:36:16 am PST #7890 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, it's chocolate Russian roulette. That looks fun!