Mercury poisoning plus shards of broken glass? So glad I'm not possessed of the right equipment....
Even if you were, you'd also have to be possessed of an utter lack of common sense for there to be any danger.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 17, 2006 8:19:11 am PST #7882 of 10002
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 17, 2006 8:21:36 am PST #7883 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Even if you were, you'd also have to be possessed of an utter lack of common sense for there to be any danger.
Wrod. We need to put pencil-dick in a death cage match with the guy in Wales who lost the bet. Whichever one beats themselves to death by banging their head on the cage....wins?
Nora Deirdre - Feb 17, 2006 8:23:05 am PST #7884 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
we ALL win by removing them from the genetic pool.
Calli - Feb 17, 2006 8:23:05 am PST #7885 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Whichever one beats themselves to death by banging their head on the cage....wins?
I'd say the winner would be the human race.
Ah, Darwin-esque X-posty goodness.
§ ita § - Feb 17, 2006 8:37:12 am PST #7886 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 17, 2006 8:40:37 am PST #7887 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
we ALL win by removing them from the genetic pool.
I'd say they both already have that covered.
Jessica - Feb 17, 2006 9:23:53 am PST #7888 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Steph L. - Feb 17, 2006 9:32:43 am PST #7889 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I love the subhead for the chocolate roulette wheel! ("Willy Wonka meets the Deer Hunter!")
Jesse - Feb 17, 2006 9:36:16 am PST #7890 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ooh, it's chocolate Russian roulette. That looks fun!
DavidS - Feb 17, 2006 9:37:57 am PST #7891 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Mmmm, Chocolate Roulette of Death.
I'm scampering around my workspace trying to finish shit up because JZ, Emmett and I are driving up to Lake Tahoe tonight - where we will be vacating through Wednesday.
No computers up there so we'll be offline.
Since this is a three-day weekend in the middle of winter and there's been a ton of new snow, the drive up to Tahoe is going to be bumper to bumper. So we're trying to leave early so we can join that hellish drive earlier.
We may get pulled over to do chains on our tires in the mountains.
Wish us not getting trapped in the Donner Pass.