We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Jan 24, 2006 12:11:16 pm PST #2379 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just accidentally grabbed a berry flavored fizzy water instead of a plain one, and decided to try it anyway.

IOW, today seems to be all about the bad decisions.


sumi - Jan 24, 2006 12:11:59 pm PST #2380 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

I'm trying to come up with one about his not having superpowers -- but I can't do the punchline. So far, I've got:

Batman doesn't have superpowers. He doesn't need them. His focus is so intense that superpowers were

repelled? afraid to get too close?

Anyone?


Sheryl - Jan 24, 2006 12:12:06 pm PST #2381 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Well, phooey. We were supposed to get together tonight with a friend of ours who is visiting from out of town, but she had to cancel.(Her husband's grandfather died, and they need to get to Florida for the funeral)Haven't seen her in a number of years, but hopefully there'll be a next time soon.


Aims - Jan 24, 2006 12:13:30 pm PST #2382 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I added one! It might be dumb.

Batman does not use hair product. His hair does what it is told.


§ ita § - Jan 24, 2006 12:14:58 pm PST #2383 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It made me laugh.


Gudanov - Jan 24, 2006 12:18:31 pm PST #2384 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

There are infinitely many universes. The only thing that all these universes have in common is that each has a Batman.

I think this may mean that Batman proves that String Theory is true.


tommyrot - Jan 24, 2006 12:21:52 pm PST #2385 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, how many dimensions are there in string theory?


Gudanov - Jan 24, 2006 12:24:44 pm PST #2386 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

10 or 11 depending on your theory. 11 would be for M-Theory. Actually it would just be a large number of Universes not infinite.


Aims - Jan 24, 2006 12:42:44 pm PST #2387 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It made me laugh.

I am done here. I shall go home.


Ginger - Jan 24, 2006 12:50:45 pm PST #2388 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Here's a dumber one:

The Batmobile is black because Batman couldn't get it in a darker color.

Batman doesn't need superpowers; superpowers need Batman.