I'm getting this fact:
Crime does not occur during the day, in deference to Batman being too cool to be seen in daylight.
much more often than anything else.
Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.
'Harm's Way'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jan 24, 2006 11:30:58 am PST #2369 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Gudanov - Jan 24, 2006 11:32:39 am PST #2370 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Batman likes rules.
Well, he is the wealthy owner of a large corporation, so Batman is the man.
§ ita § - Jan 24, 2006 11:33:18 am PST #2371 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
much more often than anything else
Yeah, and it keeps telling me there have been no votes on it. Off to the SQLcave!
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 24, 2006 11:40:02 am PST #2372 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Batman does not really have a kryptonite ring. It's made of apple-flavored candy. He just intimidates Superman into losing his powers and feeling deathly ill.
sumi - Jan 24, 2006 11:43:15 am PST #2373 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
Good one!
§ ita § - Jan 24, 2006 11:47:43 am PST #2374 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Duly added.
Aims - Jan 24, 2006 12:04:05 pm PST #2375 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I almost hate ask, but do you have "Batman likes carrots.", ita?
§ ita § - Jan 24, 2006 12:04:33 pm PST #2376 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Jan 24, 2006 12:07:16 pm PST #2377 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm not sure if this is better or worse than what I wrote before, but:
There are infinitely many universes. The only thing that all these universes have in common is that each has a Batman.
§ ita § - Jan 24, 2006 12:09:46 pm PST #2378 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not typing any more in myself. So there. Also, the top facts screen will be empty until there are submissions with more than ten votes.