Timelies all!

Well, phooey. We were supposed to get together tonight with a friend of ours who is visiting from out of town, but she had to cancel.(Her husband's grandfather died, and they need to get to Florida for the funeral)Haven't seen her in a number of years, but hopefully there'll be a next time soon.

I added one! It might be dumb.

Batman does not use hair product. His hair does what it is told.

It made me laugh.

There are infinitely many universes. The only thing that all these universes have in common is that each has a Batman.

I think this may mean that Batman proves that String Theory is true.

OK, how many dimensions are there in string theory?

10 or 11 depending on your theory. 11 would be for M-Theory. Actually it would just be a large number of Universes not infinite.

It made me laugh.

I am done here. I shall go home.

Here's a dumber one:

The Batmobile is black because Batman couldn't get it in a darker color.

Batman doesn't need superpowers; superpowers need Batman.

Okay, I gave it its own subdomain. batfacts.thevelvetedge.com.

I like those too, Ginger. You should submit them. t /batpimp

I would like this job.

The position reports directly the Senior VP and involves pitching and writing for trade media in a variety of areas including cosmetic, dermatology, hair care, retail, spas/salons and more.

Responsibilities include: writing bylined articles on behalf of our clients and submitting them to trade media; drafting press materials including press releases, corporate profiles, bios, fact sheets, substantive topical releases; maintaining regular contact with a well-established list of trade media; launching new products to the trade media; developing relevant story ideas and pitching them to the trade media; researching and pitching business and industry trends and ideas to trade journals; and maintaining strong client contact.