I added one! It might be dumb.
Batman does not use hair product. His hair does what it is told.
To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice, with pie.
Anya ,'Sleeper'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Aims - Jan 24, 2006 12:13:30 pm PST #2382 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
§ ita § - Jan 24, 2006 12:14:58 pm PST #2383 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It made me laugh.
Gudanov - Jan 24, 2006 12:18:31 pm PST #2384 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
There are infinitely many universes. The only thing that all these universes have in common is that each has a Batman.
I think this may mean that Batman proves that String Theory is true.
tommyrot - Jan 24, 2006 12:21:52 pm PST #2385 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, how many dimensions are there in string theory?
Gudanov - Jan 24, 2006 12:24:44 pm PST #2386 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
10 or 11 depending on your theory. 11 would be for M-Theory. Actually it would just be a large number of Universes not infinite.
Aims - Jan 24, 2006 12:42:44 pm PST #2387 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It made me laugh.
I am done here. I shall go home.
Ginger - Jan 24, 2006 12:50:45 pm PST #2388 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Here's a dumber one:
The Batmobile is black because Batman couldn't get it in a darker color.
Batman doesn't need superpowers; superpowers need Batman.
§ ita § - Jan 24, 2006 12:52:57 pm PST #2389 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, I gave it its own subdomain. batfacts.thevelvetedge.com.
I like those too, Ginger. You should submit them. t /batpimp
Allyson - Jan 24, 2006 1:05:14 pm PST #2390 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I would like this job.
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Responsibilities include: writing bylined articles on behalf of our clients and submitting them to trade media; drafting press materials including press releases, corporate profiles, bios, fact sheets, substantive topical releases; maintaining regular contact with a well-established list of trade media; launching new products to the trade media; developing relevant story ideas and pitching them to the trade media; researching and pitching business and industry trends and ideas to trade journals; and maintaining strong client contact.
tommyrot - Jan 24, 2006 1:08:00 pm PST #2391 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ita, can I give out that url?