Good one!
Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sumi - Jan 24, 2006 11:43:15 am PST #2373 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
§ ita § - Jan 24, 2006 11:47:43 am PST #2374 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Duly added.
Aims - Jan 24, 2006 12:04:05 pm PST #2375 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I almost hate ask, but do you have "Batman likes carrots.", ita?
§ ita § - Jan 24, 2006 12:04:33 pm PST #2376 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Jan 24, 2006 12:07:16 pm PST #2377 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm not sure if this is better or worse than what I wrote before, but:
There are infinitely many universes. The only thing that all these universes have in common is that each has a Batman.
§ ita § - Jan 24, 2006 12:09:46 pm PST #2378 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not typing any more in myself. So there. Also, the top facts screen will be empty until there are submissions with more than ten votes.
Lee - Jan 24, 2006 12:11:16 pm PST #2379 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I just accidentally grabbed a berry flavored fizzy water instead of a plain one, and decided to try it anyway.
IOW, today seems to be all about the bad decisions.
sumi - Jan 24, 2006 12:11:59 pm PST #2380 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!
I'm trying to come up with one about his not having superpowers -- but I can't do the punchline. So far, I've got:
Batman doesn't have superpowers. He doesn't need them. His focus is so intense that superpowers were
repelled? afraid to get too close?
Anyone?
Sheryl - Jan 24, 2006 12:12:06 pm PST #2381 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Well, phooey. We were supposed to get together tonight with a friend of ours who is visiting from out of town, but she had to cancel.(Her husband's grandfather died, and they need to get to Florida for the funeral)Haven't seen her in a number of years, but hopefully there'll be a next time soon.
Aims - Jan 24, 2006 12:13:30 pm PST #2382 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I added one! It might be dumb.
Batman does not use hair product. His hair does what it is told.