Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 24, 2006 11:33:18 am PST #2371 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

much more often than anything else

Yeah, and it keeps telling me there have been no votes on it. Off to the SQLcave!


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 24, 2006 11:40:02 am PST #2372 of 10002
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

Batman does not really have a kryptonite ring. It's made of apple-flavored candy. He just intimidates Superman into losing his powers and feeling deathly ill.


sumi - Jan 24, 2006 11:43:15 am PST #2373 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Good one!


§ ita § - Jan 24, 2006 11:47:43 am PST #2374 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Duly added.


Aims - Jan 24, 2006 12:04:05 pm PST #2375 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I almost hate ask, but do you have "Batman likes carrots.", ita?


§ ita § - Jan 24, 2006 12:04:33 pm PST #2376 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Go look or add!


tommyrot - Jan 24, 2006 12:07:16 pm PST #2377 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm not sure if this is better or worse than what I wrote before, but:

There are infinitely many universes. The only thing that all these universes have in common is that each has a Batman.


§ ita § - Jan 24, 2006 12:09:46 pm PST #2378 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not typing any more in myself. So there. Also, the top facts screen will be empty until there are submissions with more than ten votes.


Lee - Jan 24, 2006 12:11:16 pm PST #2379 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I just accidentally grabbed a berry flavored fizzy water instead of a plain one, and decided to try it anyway.

IOW, today seems to be all about the bad decisions.


sumi - Jan 24, 2006 12:11:59 pm PST #2380 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

I'm trying to come up with one about his not having superpowers -- but I can't do the punchline. So far, I've got:

Batman doesn't have superpowers. He doesn't need them. His focus is so intense that superpowers were

repelled? afraid to get too close?

Anyone?