Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Jan 19, 2006 7:50:49 am PST #1346 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

And, of course, I also don't want one at all. But still.

Well, it one must have a fan club, one would prefer said fan club not to be lame-ass.


§ ita § - Jan 19, 2006 7:53:24 am PST #1347 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

one would prefer said fan club not to be lame-ass

It's true! I know I'll never have the best fan club (the competition isn't just steep, it's decisive) but I would like one willing to represent.

Is that so much for a girl to ask?


Jesse - Jan 19, 2006 7:54:58 am PST #1348 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

We could picket... "BETTER (OR NO) FANCLUB FOR ITA!!"


sarameg - Jan 19, 2006 7:56:19 am PST #1349 of 10002

So you have a fan club with bad marketting skills?


§ ita § - Jan 19, 2006 7:58:11 am PST #1350 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a rumoured fan club. Not yet spotted in the wild, but tracks have been found.


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 8:00:09 am PST #1351 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have a rumoured fan club. Not yet spotted in the wild, but tracks have been found.

How about droppings?

ION, the space proble to Pluto sounds like it will launch in a few minutes (10:08 board time).


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 8:06:24 am PST #1352 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Launch has been postponed to 10:25, due to cloud cover. Clouds are just barely too much, but the clouds are breaking up.


sarameg - Jan 19, 2006 8:06:43 am PST #1353 of 10002

A stealth fan club!

OK, I need to shoot people. Badly. They keep making up policy that is goddamned near impossible to implement, and cloaking it in such vague, terse terms that I spend the whole time asking for further clarification just to try to see WHAT I am supposed to do.


§ ita § - Jan 19, 2006 8:08:51 am PST #1354 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't want an incontinent fan club. That should go on the pickets.


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 8:10:04 am PST #1355 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also on t-shirts.