I don't want an incontinent fan club. That should go on the pickets.
Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.
Riley ,'Help'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2006 8:08:51 am PST #1354 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 8:10:04 am PST #1355 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also on t-shirts.
Jesse - Jan 19, 2006 8:11:39 am PST #1356 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
"BETTER (OR NO) FANCLUB FOR ITA, MADE OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT LEAVE DROPPINGS!!"
sarameg - Jan 19, 2006 8:16:36 am PST #1357 of 10002
FEWMETS.
Nutty - Jan 19, 2006 8:17:28 am PST #1358 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
sick.
sick, sick, sick, sick.
yucky.
I need a bunch more syllables to make it a haiku, but you get the idea. I just woke up from a coma nap and am wondering whether I am tempting fate to even look at dry crackers.
Steph L. - Jan 19, 2006 8:19:19 am PST #1359 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
See My Vest!
It KILLS me that the dude's name is Burns.
Ahahaha! And it really WAS made from real gorilla chest!
I wonder if his loafers were former gophers.
Calli - Jan 19, 2006 8:26:17 am PST #1360 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I wonder if his loafers were former gophers.
Why, certainly. It was either that or skin his chauffeurs.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 19, 2006 8:30:26 am PST #1361 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Calli beat me to it...
Steph L. - Jan 19, 2006 8:33:00 am PST #1362 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Well, then, perhaps a sweater made of Irish Setter?
shrift - Jan 19, 2006 8:42:46 am PST #1363 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Dear Coworkers,
If you're going to put my contact information on a publication going out into the field, it would really help if you'd, like, let me know so I don't sound like an idiot when people call me about said publication.
no love,
shrift