Sooner or later, you're gonna want it. And the second — the second — that happens, you know I'll be there. I'll slip in, have myself a real good day.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jan 19, 2006 8:06:43 am PST #1353 of 10002

A stealth fan club!

OK, I need to shoot people. Badly. They keep making up policy that is goddamned near impossible to implement, and cloaking it in such vague, terse terms that I spend the whole time asking for further clarification just to try to see WHAT I am supposed to do.


§ ita § - Jan 19, 2006 8:08:51 am PST #1354 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't want an incontinent fan club. That should go on the pickets.


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 8:10:04 am PST #1355 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also on t-shirts.


Jesse - Jan 19, 2006 8:11:39 am PST #1356 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"BETTER (OR NO) FANCLUB FOR ITA, MADE OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT LEAVE DROPPINGS!!"


sarameg - Jan 19, 2006 8:16:36 am PST #1357 of 10002

FEWMETS.


Nutty - Jan 19, 2006 8:17:28 am PST #1358 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

sick.

sick, sick, sick, sick.

yucky.

I need a bunch more syllables to make it a haiku, but you get the idea. I just woke up from a coma nap and am wondering whether I am tempting fate to even look at dry crackers.


Steph L. - Jan 19, 2006 8:19:19 am PST #1359 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

See My Vest!

It KILLS me that the dude's name is Burns.

Ahahaha! And it really WAS made from real gorilla chest!

I wonder if his loafers were former gophers.


Calli - Jan 19, 2006 8:26:17 am PST #1360 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I wonder if his loafers were former gophers.

Why, certainly. It was either that or skin his chauffeurs.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 19, 2006 8:30:26 am PST #1361 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Calli beat me to it...


Steph L. - Jan 19, 2006 8:33:00 am PST #1362 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Well, then, perhaps a sweater made of Irish Setter?