Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Jan 19, 2006 7:56:19 am PST #1349 of 10002

So you have a fan club with bad marketting skills?


§ ita § - Jan 19, 2006 7:58:11 am PST #1350 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have a rumoured fan club. Not yet spotted in the wild, but tracks have been found.


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 8:00:09 am PST #1351 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have a rumoured fan club. Not yet spotted in the wild, but tracks have been found.

How about droppings?

ION, the space proble to Pluto sounds like it will launch in a few minutes (10:08 board time).


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 8:06:24 am PST #1352 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Launch has been postponed to 10:25, due to cloud cover. Clouds are just barely too much, but the clouds are breaking up.


sarameg - Jan 19, 2006 8:06:43 am PST #1353 of 10002

A stealth fan club!

OK, I need to shoot people. Badly. They keep making up policy that is goddamned near impossible to implement, and cloaking it in such vague, terse terms that I spend the whole time asking for further clarification just to try to see WHAT I am supposed to do.


§ ita § - Jan 19, 2006 8:08:51 am PST #1354 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't want an incontinent fan club. That should go on the pickets.


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 8:10:04 am PST #1355 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also on t-shirts.


Jesse - Jan 19, 2006 8:11:39 am PST #1356 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"BETTER (OR NO) FANCLUB FOR ITA, MADE OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT LEAVE DROPPINGS!!"


sarameg - Jan 19, 2006 8:16:36 am PST #1357 of 10002

FEWMETS.


Nutty - Jan 19, 2006 8:17:28 am PST #1358 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

sick.

sick, sick, sick, sick.

yucky.

I need a bunch more syllables to make it a haiku, but you get the idea. I just woke up from a coma nap and am wondering whether I am tempting fate to even look at dry crackers.