I have a rumoured fan club. Not yet spotted in the wild, but tracks have been found.
Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.
Xander ,'Lessons'
Natter 42, the Universe, and Everything
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, flaming otters, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2006 7:58:11 am PST #1350 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 8:00:09 am PST #1351 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have a rumoured fan club. Not yet spotted in the wild, but tracks have been found.
How about droppings?
ION, the space proble to Pluto sounds like it will launch in a few minutes (10:08 board time).
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 8:06:24 am PST #1352 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Launch has been postponed to 10:25, due to cloud cover. Clouds are just barely too much, but the clouds are breaking up.
sarameg - Jan 19, 2006 8:06:43 am PST #1353 of 10002
A stealth fan club!
OK, I need to shoot people. Badly. They keep making up policy that is goddamned near impossible to implement, and cloaking it in such vague, terse terms that I spend the whole time asking for further clarification just to try to see WHAT I am supposed to do.
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2006 8:08:51 am PST #1354 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I don't want an incontinent fan club. That should go on the pickets.
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2006 8:10:04 am PST #1355 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also on t-shirts.
Jesse - Jan 19, 2006 8:11:39 am PST #1356 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
"BETTER (OR NO) FANCLUB FOR ITA, MADE OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT LEAVE DROPPINGS!!"
sarameg - Jan 19, 2006 8:16:36 am PST #1357 of 10002
FEWMETS.
Nutty - Jan 19, 2006 8:17:28 am PST #1358 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
sick.
sick, sick, sick, sick.
yucky.
I need a bunch more syllables to make it a haiku, but you get the idea. I just woke up from a coma nap and am wondering whether I am tempting fate to even look at dry crackers.
Steph L. - Jan 19, 2006 8:19:19 am PST #1359 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
See My Vest!
It KILLS me that the dude's name is Burns.
Ahahaha! And it really WAS made from real gorilla chest!
I wonder if his loafers were former gophers.