Santa brought it.
I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2005: the Year of the Penguin
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2005? Don't think we've forgotten about you.
Trudy Booth - Dec 21, 2005 10:24:41 am PST #180 of 506
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
libkitty - Dec 21, 2005 10:26:22 am PST #181 of 506
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Your post, Trudy, is the best Christmas present I could get this year. I'm so glad!
I'm not sure if you got my email yet, but there's a card as well, that got covered up by the express label. If you still have the package, you might want to dig through the label and tape for it.
Two days by USPS Express from Alaska to NYC. Not bad. It gives me hope for the rest of the stuff I mailed, even though it was priority.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2005 10:26:34 am PST #182 of 506
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Santa brought it.
I read this as "Santa bought it." I thought, "What? Santa's dead?!?"
Gudanov - Dec 21, 2005 10:37:06 am PST #183 of 506
Coding and Sleeping
I thought, "What? Santa's dead?!?"
Santa's been dead for years now, it's an entirely elf operation now. The elfs used their toy factories to construct an army of Santabots for public appearences, but it's just an elaborate facade. The scary thing is that current elf regime is lead by a fanatical faction that broke away from the Kebler party in '89 and have pursured a plan that takes the elfs from just maintaining the commercial christmas traditions to seeking world domination. They secretly have forged alliances with Canada, Switzerland, and Luxembourg (the Axis of Elfdom) to further this goal. Not that you'd hear about any of this from the liberal media.
Fred Pete - Dec 21, 2005 10:47:15 am PST #184 of 506
Ann, that's a ferret.
I thought that Santa was bought out by the Germans. In an economy move, the Germans let go half of the elves. The elves, knowing only toymaking, opened their own one-elf toy shops in smaller towns, where they sell genuine Santa-quality toys for half the price (or even less).
Connie Neil - Dec 21, 2005 10:50:02 am PST #185 of 506
brillig
Gud's brain scares me. In a good way.
Gudanov - Dec 21, 2005 10:57:30 am PST #186 of 506
Coding and Sleeping
I thought that Santa was bought out by the Germans. In an economy move, the Germans let go half of the elves. The elves, knowing only toymaking, opened their own one-elf toy shops in smaller towns, where they sell genuine Santa-quality toys for half the price (or even less).
That's what they want you to think.
Steph L. - Dec 21, 2005 11:00:13 am PST #187 of 506
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
broke away from the Kebler party
The Keebler Elves have detailed bios on the Keebler website: [link] . Click on the button above "Meet the Elves," and then each tab of the book that appears has a bio for each elf.
And all I can think is -- that's a paying job! Someone got paid to write bios for the Keebler Elves! Where do I apply?
erikaj - Dec 21, 2005 11:05:57 am PST #188 of 506
Always Anti-fascist!
wrod.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2005 11:06:42 am PST #189 of 506
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Keebler Elves have detailed bios on the Keebler website:
I bet they omitted elves with substance-abuse problems, like Smackie.