I thought that Santa was bought out by the Germans. In an economy move, the Germans let go half of the elves. The elves, knowing only toymaking, opened their own one-elf toy shops in smaller towns, where they sell genuine Santa-quality toys for half the price (or even less).

That's what they want you to think.

broke away from the Kebler party

The Keebler Elves have detailed bios on the Keebler website: [link] . Click on the button above "Meet the Elves," and then each tab of the book that appears has a bio for each elf.

And all I can think is -- that's a paying job! Someone got paid to write bios for the Keebler Elves! Where do I apply?

wrod.

The Keebler Elves have detailed bios on the Keebler website:

I bet they omitted elves with substance-abuse problems, like Smackie.

I bet they omitted elves with substance-abuse problems, like Smackie.

And L'il Burnout.

Poor Sniffles, never the same after his package of confectioner's sugar was mis-identified and he got strip-searched at the entrance to the Hollow Tree.

I'm so jealous of all the secret-gift people. Next year, I really want to participate again -- I just need to be reminded not to sign up for yuletide.

police powers run amok, connie. Very sad.

S.S. gift out . could reach there by xmas. But who knew the local post office closed from 1 to 2?

I got a goat!!!!

ita!!!!!

Thank you for my goat!