Santa brought it.
I read this as "Santa bought it." I thought, "What? Santa's dead?!?"
I'm a big girl. Just tell me.
Inara ,'Objects In Space'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2005: the Year of the Penguin
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2005? Don't think we've forgotten about you.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2005 10:26:34 am PST #182 of 506
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gudanov - Dec 21, 2005 10:37:06 am PST #183 of 506
Coding and Sleeping
I thought, "What? Santa's dead?!?"
Santa's been dead for years now, it's an entirely elf operation now. The elfs used their toy factories to construct an army of Santabots for public appearences, but it's just an elaborate facade. The scary thing is that current elf regime is lead by a fanatical faction that broke away from the Kebler party in '89 and have pursured a plan that takes the elfs from just maintaining the commercial christmas traditions to seeking world domination. They secretly have forged alliances with Canada, Switzerland, and Luxembourg (the Axis of Elfdom) to further this goal. Not that you'd hear about any of this from the liberal media.
Fred Pete - Dec 21, 2005 10:47:15 am PST #184 of 506
Ann, that's a ferret.
I thought that Santa was bought out by the Germans. In an economy move, the Germans let go half of the elves. The elves, knowing only toymaking, opened their own one-elf toy shops in smaller towns, where they sell genuine Santa-quality toys for half the price (or even less).
Connie Neil - Dec 21, 2005 10:50:02 am PST #185 of 506
brillig
Gud's brain scares me. In a good way.
Gudanov - Dec 21, 2005 10:57:30 am PST #186 of 506
Coding and Sleeping
I thought that Santa was bought out by the Germans. In an economy move, the Germans let go half of the elves. The elves, knowing only toymaking, opened their own one-elf toy shops in smaller towns, where they sell genuine Santa-quality toys for half the price (or even less).
That's what they want you to think.
Steph L. - Dec 21, 2005 11:00:13 am PST #187 of 506
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
broke away from the Kebler party
The Keebler Elves have detailed bios on the Keebler website: [link] . Click on the button above "Meet the Elves," and then each tab of the book that appears has a bio for each elf.
And all I can think is -- that's a paying job! Someone got paid to write bios for the Keebler Elves! Where do I apply?
erikaj - Dec 21, 2005 11:05:57 am PST #188 of 506
Always Anti-fascist!
wrod.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2005 11:06:42 am PST #189 of 506
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Keebler Elves have detailed bios on the Keebler website:
I bet they omitted elves with substance-abuse problems, like Smackie.
Steph L. - Dec 21, 2005 11:10:32 am PST #190 of 506
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I bet they omitted elves with substance-abuse problems, like Smackie.
And L'il Burnout.
Connie Neil - Dec 21, 2005 11:25:24 am PST #191 of 506
brillig
Poor Sniffles, never the same after his package of confectioner's sugar was mis-identified and he got strip-searched at the entrance to the Hollow Tree.