I thought that Santa was bought out by the Germans. In an economy move, the Germans let go half of the elves. The elves, knowing only toymaking, opened their own one-elf toy shops in smaller towns, where they sell genuine Santa-quality toys for half the price (or even less).
I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.
Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2005: the Year of the Penguin
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2005? Don't think we've forgotten about you.
Fred Pete - Dec 21, 2005 10:47:15 am PST #184 of 506
Ann, that's a ferret.
Connie Neil - Dec 21, 2005 10:50:02 am PST #185 of 506
brillig
Gud's brain scares me. In a good way.
Gudanov - Dec 21, 2005 10:57:30 am PST #186 of 506
Coding and Sleeping
I thought that Santa was bought out by the Germans. In an economy move, the Germans let go half of the elves. The elves, knowing only toymaking, opened their own one-elf toy shops in smaller towns, where they sell genuine Santa-quality toys for half the price (or even less).
That's what they want you to think.
Steph L. - Dec 21, 2005 11:00:13 am PST #187 of 506
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
broke away from the Kebler party
The Keebler Elves have detailed bios on the Keebler website: [link] . Click on the button above "Meet the Elves," and then each tab of the book that appears has a bio for each elf.
And all I can think is -- that's a paying job! Someone got paid to write bios for the Keebler Elves! Where do I apply?
erikaj - Dec 21, 2005 11:05:57 am PST #188 of 506
Always Anti-fascist!
wrod.
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2005 11:06:42 am PST #189 of 506
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Keebler Elves have detailed bios on the Keebler website:
I bet they omitted elves with substance-abuse problems, like Smackie.
Steph L. - Dec 21, 2005 11:10:32 am PST #190 of 506
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I bet they omitted elves with substance-abuse problems, like Smackie.
And L'il Burnout.
Connie Neil - Dec 21, 2005 11:25:24 am PST #191 of 506
brillig
Poor Sniffles, never the same after his package of confectioner's sugar was mis-identified and he got strip-searched at the entrance to the Hollow Tree.
Emily - Dec 21, 2005 11:34:17 am PST #192 of 506
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I'm so jealous of all the secret-gift people. Next year, I really want to participate again -- I just need to be reminded not to sign up for yuletide.
erikaj - Dec 21, 2005 11:38:41 am PST #193 of 506
Always Anti-fascist!
police powers run amok, connie. Very sad.