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You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!
Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2005: the Year of the Penguin
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2005? Don't think we've forgotten about you.
erikaj - Dec 21, 2005 11:05:57 am PST #188 of 506
Always Anti-fascist!
tommyrot - Dec 21, 2005 11:06:42 am PST #189 of 506
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The Keebler Elves have detailed bios on the Keebler website:
I bet they omitted elves with substance-abuse problems, like Smackie.
Steph L. - Dec 21, 2005 11:10:32 am PST #190 of 506
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I bet they omitted elves with substance-abuse problems, like Smackie.
And L'il Burnout.
Connie Neil - Dec 21, 2005 11:25:24 am PST #191 of 506
brillig
Poor Sniffles, never the same after his package of confectioner's sugar was mis-identified and he got strip-searched at the entrance to the Hollow Tree.
Emily - Dec 21, 2005 11:34:17 am PST #192 of 506
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
I'm so jealous of all the secret-gift people. Next year, I really want to participate again -- I just need to be reminded not to sign up for yuletide.
erikaj - Dec 21, 2005 11:38:41 am PST #193 of 506
Always Anti-fascist!
police powers run amok, connie. Very sad.
beth b - Dec 21, 2005 12:30:26 pm PST #194 of 506
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
S.S. gift out . could reach there by xmas. But who knew the local post office closed from 1 to 2?
Allyson - Dec 21, 2005 1:38:05 pm PST #195 of 506
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I got a goat!!!!
ita!!!!!
Thank you for my goat!
§ ita § - Dec 21, 2005 1:43:53 pm PST #196 of 506
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hush! Now everyone will want one!
Katerina Bee - Dec 21, 2005 1:56:42 pm PST #197 of 506
Herding cats for fun
Mooom, I didn't get a goat.