Actually, I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could...we could name her Trixie, or Miss Kitty Fantastico, or something.

Tara ,'Empty Places'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Betsy HP - Oct 03, 2005 5:54:13 pm PDT #4581 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

(hastily) I do love WONDER FALLS. THE INSIDE was too scary for me.


Allyson - Oct 03, 2005 5:54:17 pm PDT #4582 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Special congratulations are due to the Keep the Idiots Away from Tim Squad.

aaahhhhh ha ha ha!


Betsy HP - Oct 03, 2005 5:54:56 pm PDT #4583 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Sometimes we're the idiots.


Kristen - Oct 03, 2005 5:56:52 pm PDT #4584 of 10001

THE INSIDE was too scary for me.

It's okay. My mom loves it enough for you and twenty other people. Which she reiterated yesterday when she called to announce that she's Tim's newest #1 fan and really wants to meet him next time she's in LA.

Hmmm...maybe I should bid on the Tim phone call for my mom.


Gris - Oct 03, 2005 5:57:32 pm PDT #4585 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Ah, but you've never talked to me on the phone, a method of communications that I believe should be reserved for 911 calls and reports of impending family funerals.

I agree more than I can possibly say.

The internets! They find my family for me!

I was supposed to call somebody today. I emailed somebody who MIGHT be able to email them, instead. I am... pathetic.


Betsy HP - Oct 03, 2005 5:59:11 pm PDT #4586 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

The bad thing about phone calls is you can't *edit* them. Or, in extreme cases, delete them.


Betsy HP - Oct 03, 2005 6:02:43 pm PDT #4587 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

The same problem applies to people. Boy, if only you could edit people.


Betsy HP - Oct 03, 2005 6:08:07 pm PDT #4588 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

::kills thread::

::grinds its corpse beneath her heel::

::wipes off her shoes::


Gris - Oct 03, 2005 6:09:06 pm PDT #4589 of 10001
Hey. New board.

That's hot. Nothing turns me on like TERRIBLE GRUESOME MURDER.

Did I just say that out loud?


Polter-Cow - Oct 03, 2005 6:10:06 pm PDT #4590 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, oh!

I just saw an ad for a new episode of Killer Instinct.

It's about a killer who kills people before they kill, or something like that.

It sounded familiar.