Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Oct 03, 2005 5:20:19 pm PDT #4571 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I WILL make an ass out of myself.

I grabbed Joss by his head and yelled at him to focus.


Kristen - Oct 03, 2005 5:24:33 pm PDT #4572 of 10001

I still wish I had a camera for that.


JenP - Oct 03, 2005 5:34:12 pm PDT #4573 of 10001

I wish you had had a video camera for that.


Allyson - Oct 03, 2005 5:37:47 pm PDT #4574 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I am Homer Simpson to Joss' Mr. Burns.

We've had so many storied adventures together, and he has no idea who I am. I now have a sense of humor about it.


Tim Minear - Oct 03, 2005 5:44:31 pm PDT #4575 of 10001
"Don' be e-scared"

I've never met anyone at a fan event who has babbled except in charming, ego-boosting fashion. And never do they strike one as idiots. Ever.


Allyson - Oct 03, 2005 5:46:17 pm PDT #4576 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

It's always endearing then?


Betsy HP - Oct 03, 2005 5:50:02 pm PDT #4577 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I always worry that I'm going to praise the wrong book/show. "Gee, Tim, I LOVED your work on Angel!" Tim curses my name and wonders why I haven't mentioned WONDER FALLS or THE INSIDE.


victor infante - Oct 03, 2005 5:51:33 pm PDT #4578 of 10001
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

It's always a safe bet to praise his work on "Lois and Clark."


Kristen - Oct 03, 2005 5:52:18 pm PDT #4579 of 10001

Betsy, I think that as long as you don't mention Tim's awesome work on Buffy, you're good.


tommyrot - Oct 03, 2005 5:52:34 pm PDT #4580 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And never do they strike one as idiots. Ever.

Special congratulations are due to the Keep the Idiots Away from Tim Squad.