Sometimes we're the idiots.
Zoe: Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing? Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
'War Stories'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Betsy HP - Oct 03, 2005 5:54:56 pm PDT #4583 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Kristen - Oct 03, 2005 5:56:52 pm PDT #4584 of 10001
THE INSIDE was too scary for me.
It's okay. My mom loves it enough for you and twenty other people. Which she reiterated yesterday when she called to announce that she's Tim's newest #1 fan and really wants to meet him next time she's in LA.
Hmmm...maybe I should bid on the Tim phone call for my mom.
Gris - Oct 03, 2005 5:57:32 pm PDT #4585 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Ah, but you've never talked to me on the phone, a method of communications that I believe should be reserved for 911 calls and reports of impending family funerals.
I agree more than I can possibly say.
The internets! They find my family for me!
I was supposed to call somebody today. I emailed somebody who MIGHT be able to email them, instead. I am... pathetic.
Betsy HP - Oct 03, 2005 5:59:11 pm PDT #4586 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
The bad thing about phone calls is you can't *edit* them. Or, in extreme cases, delete them.
Betsy HP - Oct 03, 2005 6:02:43 pm PDT #4587 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
The same problem applies to people. Boy, if only you could edit people.
Betsy HP - Oct 03, 2005 6:08:07 pm PDT #4588 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
::kills thread::
::grinds its corpse beneath her heel::
::wipes off her shoes::
Gris - Oct 03, 2005 6:09:06 pm PDT #4589 of 10001
Hey. New board.
That's hot. Nothing turns me on like TERRIBLE GRUESOME MURDER.
Did I just say that out loud?
Polter-Cow - Oct 03, 2005 6:10:06 pm PDT #4590 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Oh, oh!
I just saw an ad for a new episode of Killer Instinct.
It's about a killer who kills people before they kill, or something like that.
It sounded familiar.
tommyrot - Oct 03, 2005 6:11:27 pm PDT #4591 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It's about a killer who kills people before they kill
I kill people like that.
Allyson - Oct 03, 2005 6:12:50 pm PDT #4592 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Aw, Betsy. I've spoken to you on the phone. You've no worries.
I think the first thing I ever asked Tim was, "Do you mow your own lawn?"
That's the first thing I remember, anyway.
So anything anyone else says is much better.