The same problem applies to people. Boy, if only you could edit people.
Dawn: I think a date should be in a real fancy restaurant, then champagne at a night club with a floor show, then ballroom dancing. Joyce: Unfortunately, we're not dating in a movie from the thirties.
'Get It Done'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Betsy HP - Oct 03, 2005 6:02:43 pm PDT #4587 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Betsy HP - Oct 03, 2005 6:08:07 pm PDT #4588 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
::kills thread::
::grinds its corpse beneath her heel::
::wipes off her shoes::
Gris - Oct 03, 2005 6:09:06 pm PDT #4589 of 10001
Hey. New board.
That's hot. Nothing turns me on like TERRIBLE GRUESOME MURDER.
Did I just say that out loud?
Polter-Cow - Oct 03, 2005 6:10:06 pm PDT #4590 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Oh, oh!
I just saw an ad for a new episode of Killer Instinct.
It's about a killer who kills people before they kill, or something like that.
It sounded familiar.
tommyrot - Oct 03, 2005 6:11:27 pm PDT #4591 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It's about a killer who kills people before they kill
I kill people like that.
Allyson - Oct 03, 2005 6:12:50 pm PDT #4592 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Aw, Betsy. I've spoken to you on the phone. You've no worries.
I think the first thing I ever asked Tim was, "Do you mow your own lawn?"
That's the first thing I remember, anyway.
So anything anyone else says is much better.
Strega - Oct 03, 2005 6:28:43 pm PDT #4593 of 10001
I'm tempted to bid on the calls for Fury and Tim, and then my opening question would be, "So, what are Kristen & Allyson really like?"
I would also ask Fury to sing "Courage & Pluck" to me. And then he would say, "Er, that was years ago, I don't remember the tune." And then there would be an awkward silence.
Monique - Oct 03, 2005 6:32:39 pm PDT #4594 of 10001
I'm tempted to bid on the calls for Fury and Tim, and then my opening question would be, "So, what are Kristen & Allyson really like?"
You don't need to ask them! I'm willing to share all for donations of $4.99. $5.50 if you pay via PayPal -- gotta cover those user fees, y'know.
Never let it be said that I didn't have my price.
Kristen - Oct 03, 2005 6:33:42 pm PDT #4595 of 10001
Hey now. Stop bogarting the money for charity.
Monique - Oct 03, 2005 6:35:17 pm PDT #4596 of 10001
Well, all remaining proceeds would be donated to charity, of course. I'm not completely focused on me.
Just mostly.