'Life of the Party'
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
THE INSIDE was too scary for me.
It's okay. My mom loves it enough for you and twenty other people. Which she reiterated yesterday when she called to announce that she's Tim's newest #1 fan and really wants to meet him next time she's in LA.
Hmmm...maybe I should bid on the Tim phone call for my mom.
Ah, but you've never talked to me on the phone, a method of communications that I believe should be reserved for 911 calls and reports of impending family funerals.
I agree more than I can possibly say.
The internets! They find my family for me!
I was supposed to call somebody today. I emailed somebody who MIGHT be able to email them, instead. I am... pathetic.
The bad thing about phone calls is you can't *edit* them. Or, in extreme cases, delete them.
The same problem applies to people. Boy, if only you could edit people.
::kills thread::
::grinds its corpse beneath her heel::
::wipes off her shoes::
That's hot. Nothing turns me on like TERRIBLE GRUESOME MURDER.
Did I just say that out loud?
Oh, oh!
I just saw an ad for a new episode of Killer Instinct.
It's about a killer who kills people before they kill, or something like that.
It sounded familiar.
It's about a killer who kills people before they kill
I kill people like that.
Aw, Betsy. I've spoken to you on the phone. You've no worries.
I think the first thing I ever asked Tim was, "Do you mow your own lawn?"
That's the first thing I remember, anyway.
So anything anyone else says is much better.
I'm tempted to bid on the calls for Fury and Tim, and then my opening question would be, "So, what are Kristen & Allyson really like?"
I would also ask Fury to sing "Courage & Pluck" to me. And then he would say, "Er, that was years ago, I don't remember the tune." And then there would be an awkward silence.