It's about a killer who kills people before they kill
I kill people like that.
Don't kill anyone if you don't have to. We're here to make a deal.
Mal ,'Serenity'
The Minearverse 4: Support Group for Clumsy People
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
tommyrot - Oct 03, 2005 6:11:27 pm PDT #4591 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Allyson - Oct 03, 2005 6:12:50 pm PDT #4592 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Aw, Betsy. I've spoken to you on the phone. You've no worries.
I think the first thing I ever asked Tim was, "Do you mow your own lawn?"
That's the first thing I remember, anyway.
So anything anyone else says is much better.
Strega - Oct 03, 2005 6:28:43 pm PDT #4593 of 10001
I'm tempted to bid on the calls for Fury and Tim, and then my opening question would be, "So, what are Kristen & Allyson really like?"
I would also ask Fury to sing "Courage & Pluck" to me. And then he would say, "Er, that was years ago, I don't remember the tune." And then there would be an awkward silence.
Monique - Oct 03, 2005 6:32:39 pm PDT #4594 of 10001
I'm tempted to bid on the calls for Fury and Tim, and then my opening question would be, "So, what are Kristen & Allyson really like?"
You don't need to ask them! I'm willing to share all for donations of $4.99. $5.50 if you pay via PayPal -- gotta cover those user fees, y'know.
Never let it be said that I didn't have my price.
Kristen - Oct 03, 2005 6:33:42 pm PDT #4595 of 10001
Hey now. Stop bogarting the money for charity.
Monique - Oct 03, 2005 6:35:17 pm PDT #4596 of 10001
Well, all remaining proceeds would be donated to charity, of course. I'm not completely focused on me.
Just mostly.
Monique - Oct 03, 2005 6:39:28 pm PDT #4597 of 10001
On the Tim-centric side, I was rather pleased when a friend and I were talking about Kitchen Confidential and I told her she needed to keep watching it, given Fox's itchy trigger finger.
Completely on her own, she said, "Like Wonderfalls? We had just gotten into it when they pulled that. We're still bitter."
I had no idea she and her husband would go for a show like that. And I cursed the Fox folks again for not only cancelling Wonderfalls, but toying with my emotions again by picking up KC.
Polter-Cow - Oct 03, 2005 6:41:16 pm PDT #4598 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I'm kind of worried about KC, actually. I heard the ratings aren't great, and their Monday night promotion very pointedly ignores its very existence. It's like, "Gear up for a night of Arrested Development and Prison Break ! There might be some other show in between them, but we don't care!"
Strega - Oct 03, 2005 6:42:38 pm PDT #4599 of 10001
I'm willing to share all for donations of $4.99.Hah! I'm gonna write an scandal-filled exposé when Allyson's book comes out.
Allyson - Oct 03, 2005 6:45:01 pm PDT #4600 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Make sure you include my last livejournal entry where I wanted to commit suicide because I was too fat for Jilli's gorgeous jacket. Because reading it now, I want to kill myself for being a jackass.
ETA: It may have been more navel-gazing crap than the entire book, Prozac Diaries.