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Gris - Oct 03, 2005 5:57:32 pm PDT #4585 of 10001

Hey. New board.

Ah, but you've never talked to me on the phone, a method of communications that I believe should be reserved for 911 calls and reports of impending family funerals.

I agree more than I can possibly say.

The internets! They find my family for me!

I was supposed to call somebody today. I emailed somebody who MIGHT be able to email them, instead. I am... pathetic.

Betsy HP - Oct 03, 2005 5:59:11 pm PDT #4586 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

The bad thing about phone calls is you can't *edit* them. Or, in extreme cases, delete them.

Betsy HP - Oct 03, 2005 6:02:43 pm PDT #4587 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

The same problem applies to people. Boy, if only you could edit people.

Betsy HP - Oct 03, 2005 6:08:07 pm PDT #4588 of 10001

If I only had a brain...

::kills thread::

::grinds its corpse beneath her heel::

::wipes off her shoes::

Gris - Oct 03, 2005 6:09:06 pm PDT #4589 of 10001

Hey. New board.

That's hot. Nothing turns me on like TERRIBLE GRUESOME MURDER.

Did I just say that out loud?

Polter-Cow - Oct 03, 2005 6:10:06 pm PDT #4590 of 10001

What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Oh, oh!

I just saw an ad for a new episode of Killer Instinct.

It's about a killer who kills people before they kill, or something like that.

It sounded familiar.

tommyrot - Oct 03, 2005 6:11:27 pm PDT #4591 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's about a killer who kills people before they kill

I kill people like that.

Allyson - Oct 03, 2005 6:12:50 pm PDT #4592 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Aw, Betsy. I've spoken to you on the phone. You've no worries.

I think the first thing I ever asked Tim was, "Do you mow your own lawn?"

That's the first thing I remember, anyway.

So anything anyone else says is much better.

Strega - Oct 03, 2005 6:28:43 pm PDT #4593 of 10001

I'm tempted to bid on the calls for Fury and Tim, and then my opening question would be, "So, what are Kristen & Allyson really like?"

I would also ask Fury to sing "Courage & Pluck" to me. And then he would say, "Er, that was years ago, I don't remember the tune." And then there would be an awkward silence.

Monique - Oct 03, 2005 6:32:39 pm PDT #4594 of 10001

I'm tempted to bid on the calls for Fury and Tim, and then my opening question would be, "So, what are Kristen & Allyson really like?"

You don't need to ask them! I'm willing to share all for donations of $4.99. $5.50 if you pay via PayPal -- gotta cover those user fees, y'know.

Never let it be said that I didn't have my price.

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