Not that we know anybody who does that. My God, half of my shit doesn't pass that test. Not the leather pants, hardbound "Practical Homicide Investigations"...well, you know, it just wouldn't.
Slap my hand now!
Anya ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Jul 07, 2005 12:10:35 pm PDT #9087 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
DCJensen - Jul 07, 2005 12:13:13 pm PDT #9088 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
Aims - Jul 07, 2005 12:13:37 pm PDT #9089 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Erin, let me write it. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?????
lisah - Jul 07, 2005 12:14:19 pm PDT #9090 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
OMG! I can't believe she was serious. Well...I can believe it because People are CRAXXY but...dang.. the nerve. I hope you share your reply to her. I'd have no idea what to say at this point other than "You're a real fucking idiot and I just thank GOD I'm not a child who had to be raised by you."
or something.
Strix - Jul 07, 2005 12:15:30 pm PDT #9091 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, doll, you wanna HELP? I'm looking for my lighter and chanting cocksucking BITCH undermy breath.
I am PIIIIISSSSED.
Also, going to call the bride to find out who this santimonious little crotchlint beeyotch is.
Back in few.
Aims - Jul 07, 2005 12:16:35 pm PDT #9092 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Dear Uptight Bitch,
I am so sorry to hear that you disapprove of some clothing of mine. I imagine you'd have lots to say about my wife who write Gay Vampire Snuff Porn while breastfeeding our child we had with Billy Bob Thornton. But as I could give a shit what a repressed little bigot like you thinks, I'll settle for telling you to get bent. It sounds like you need it.
Anne W. - Jul 07, 2005 12:18:33 pm PDT #9093 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Erin, try something along the lines of:
"Given the quality of the spelling and grammar in your email, maybe you should have paid more attention to your teachers' competence rather than their morality."
Atropa - Jul 07, 2005 12:18:35 pm PDT #9094 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
She was serious?! Yikes.
Atropa - Jul 07, 2005 12:19:00 pm PDT #9095 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
"Given the quality of the spelling and grammar in your email, maybe you should have paid more attention to your teachers' competence rather than their morality."
Oh, I love Anne.
Aims - Jul 07, 2005 12:21:35 pm PDT #9096 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Well sure...if you want to take the HIGH road.
hee hee.