Oh, doll, you wanna HELP? I'm looking for my lighter and chanting cocksucking BITCH undermy breath.
I am PIIIIISSSSED.
Also, going to call the bride to find out who this santimonious little crotchlint beeyotch is.
Back in few.
What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.
Angel ,'Conviction (1)'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Jul 07, 2005 12:15:30 pm PDT #9091 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Aims - Jul 07, 2005 12:16:35 pm PDT #9092 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Dear Uptight Bitch,
I am so sorry to hear that you disapprove of some clothing of mine. I imagine you'd have lots to say about my wife who write Gay Vampire Snuff Porn while breastfeeding our child we had with Billy Bob Thornton. But as I could give a shit what a repressed little bigot like you thinks, I'll settle for telling you to get bent. It sounds like you need it.
Anne W. - Jul 07, 2005 12:18:33 pm PDT #9093 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Erin, try something along the lines of:
"Given the quality of the spelling and grammar in your email, maybe you should have paid more attention to your teachers' competence rather than their morality."
Atropa - Jul 07, 2005 12:18:35 pm PDT #9094 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
She was serious?! Yikes.
Atropa - Jul 07, 2005 12:19:00 pm PDT #9095 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
"Given the quality of the spelling and grammar in your email, maybe you should have paid more attention to your teachers' competence rather than their morality."
Oh, I love Anne.
Aims - Jul 07, 2005 12:21:35 pm PDT #9096 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Well sure...if you want to take the HIGH road.
hee hee.
Polter-Cow - Jul 07, 2005 12:22:51 pm PDT #9097 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
"Given the quality of the spelling and grammar in your email, maybe you should have paid more attention to your teachers' competence rather than their morality."
Seriously. "do'nt"? What the hell is that?
JZ - Jul 07, 2005 12:25:22 pm PDT #9098 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
What a fucking jackhole that woman is. I'd vote for Anne's reply as the one you actually send, with Aimée's as the inner monologue you silently recite while sending it, and silently recite again at the wedding while smiling blankly and letting your eyes slide right past her like she was a visible glob of snot or rancid gas or something else so socially appalling that the only thing to do is pretend it doesn't exist.
tommyrot - Jul 07, 2005 12:25:27 pm PDT #9099 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Seriously. "do'nt"? What the hell is that?
Obvioulsy, a combination of the words "do NT," expressing her preference of operating systems.
Aims - Jul 07, 2005 12:26:05 pm PDT #9100 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Wow. I wonder how she would feel if she knew that my middle school english teacher can be seen in the beginning of Field of Dreams in one of the Berkely archive films. TOTAL hippie and flower child.