Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Dear Uptight Bitch,
I am so sorry to hear that you disapprove of some clothing of mine. I imagine you'd have lots to say about my wife who write Gay Vampire Snuff Porn while breastfeeding our child we had with Billy Bob Thornton. But as I could give a shit what a repressed little bigot like you thinks, I'll settle for telling you to get bent. It sounds like you need it.
Erin, try something along the lines of:
"Given the quality of the spelling and grammar in your email, maybe you should have paid more attention to your teachers' competence rather than their morality."
She was serious?! Yikes.
"Given the quality of the spelling and grammar in your email, maybe you should have paid more attention to your teachers' competence rather than their morality."
Oh, I love Anne.
Well sure...if you want to take the HIGH road.
hee hee.
"Given the quality of the spelling and grammar in your email, maybe you should have paid more attention to your teachers' competence rather than their morality."
Seriously. "do'nt"? What the hell is that?
What a fucking jackhole that woman is. I'd vote for Anne's reply as the one you actually send, with Aimée's as the inner monologue you silently recite while sending it, and silently recite again at the wedding while smiling blankly and letting your eyes slide right past her like she was a visible glob of snot or rancid gas or something else so socially appalling that the only thing to do is pretend it doesn't exist.
Seriously. "do'nt"? What the hell is that?
Obvioulsy, a combination of the words "do NT," expressing her preference of operating systems.
Wow. I wonder how she would feel if she knew that my middle school english teacher can be seen in the beginning of Field of Dreams in one of the Berkely archive films. TOTAL hippie and flower child.
Dear Madam,
If you are competent to judge a person's entire moral character by one word in her vocabulary, you are wasted in your current position. May I suggest that you apply for a job at Homeland Security? Mind readers are always in demand.