She was serious?! Yikes.
No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?
Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Atropa - Jul 07, 2005 12:18:35 pm PDT #9094 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Atropa - Jul 07, 2005 12:19:00 pm PDT #9095 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
"Given the quality of the spelling and grammar in your email, maybe you should have paid more attention to your teachers' competence rather than their morality."
Oh, I love Anne.
Aims - Jul 07, 2005 12:21:35 pm PDT #9096 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Well sure...if you want to take the HIGH road.
hee hee.
Polter-Cow - Jul 07, 2005 12:22:51 pm PDT #9097 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
"Given the quality of the spelling and grammar in your email, maybe you should have paid more attention to your teachers' competence rather than their morality."
Seriously. "do'nt"? What the hell is that?
JZ - Jul 07, 2005 12:25:22 pm PDT #9098 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
What a fucking jackhole that woman is. I'd vote for Anne's reply as the one you actually send, with Aimée's as the inner monologue you silently recite while sending it, and silently recite again at the wedding while smiling blankly and letting your eyes slide right past her like she was a visible glob of snot or rancid gas or something else so socially appalling that the only thing to do is pretend it doesn't exist.
tommyrot - Jul 07, 2005 12:25:27 pm PDT #9099 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Seriously. "do'nt"? What the hell is that?
Obvioulsy, a combination of the words "do NT," expressing her preference of operating systems.
Aims - Jul 07, 2005 12:26:05 pm PDT #9100 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Wow. I wonder how she would feel if she knew that my middle school english teacher can be seen in the beginning of Field of Dreams in one of the Berkely archive films. TOTAL hippie and flower child.
Betsy HP - Jul 07, 2005 12:27:08 pm PDT #9101 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Dear Madam,
If you are competent to judge a person's entire moral character by one word in her vocabulary, you are wasted in your current position. May I suggest that you apply for a job at Homeland Security? Mind readers are always in demand.
lisah - Jul 07, 2005 12:29:39 pm PDT #9102 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I love Anne's and Aimee's replies a lot but I think Betsy's has my heart.
Aims - Jul 07, 2005 12:30:04 pm PDT #9103 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I like Betsy's too. Combine it with Anne's.
t checks voice mail
t checks clendar
Why yes! It is Total Jackhole Day! And me without my hat.