Or Gnome World. Or Gnome Depot. Or Bubba's Garden Gnomes and Croissants.
I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.
Spike ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
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tommyrot - May 05, 2005 6:00:44 am PDT #7531 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
vw bug - May 05, 2005 6:03:23 am PDT #7532 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Garden centers are probably your best bet for instant gnomes, vw. Sometimes places like Target carry them too.
I just called around a bit and found a place a couple miles away that carries them. It's a garden center that actually used to be in walking distance, but they moved at the end of last summer. Oh, well...not that I'd want to carry a gnome home anyway. Home Depot doesn't carry them, which surprised me a bit. Actually, the guy laughed when I asked.
Did I say why I want a gnome? My brother thinks it would be a great thing to give my mom. Oh, yeah, I did say that. I'm checking with my dad before I actually purchase the damn thing. They're expensive!
tommyrot - May 05, 2005 6:05:20 am PDT #7533 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
They're expensive!
Perhaps you can find a drunken college student to steal one for you?
Back in my college days that's how we gained and lost our statue of Pan.
Connie Neil - May 05, 2005 6:06:01 am PDT #7534 of 10001
brillig
Bubba's Garden Gnomes and Croissants
Now I want a croissant
askye - May 05, 2005 6:06:27 am PDT #7535 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
A warning about Trazadone -- it can mess with your vision. I think that's a rarer side effect, but after I started taking it my peripheral vision in my right eye started to get dark and blurry. It was pretty gradual before I realized what was going on.
The eye dr said that if I stopped taking it my sight wouldn't get worse but he couldn't say if it would go back to normal. So far it hasn't. It's a pretty minor thing but it's something to watch out for.
brenda m - May 05, 2005 6:07:07 am PDT #7536 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Now I want a croissant
Ooh, gnome-filled croissants. Tasty.
vw bug - May 05, 2005 6:07:55 am PDT #7537 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Perhaps you can find a drunken college student to steal one for you?
Bwah!
Connie Neil - May 05, 2005 6:08:42 am PDT #7538 of 10001
brillig
Ooh, gnome-filled croissants. Tasty.
I would be content with ham and cheese.
erikaj - May 05, 2005 6:08:58 am PDT #7539 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I want a smoochiversary, one day. I'm not sure I would remember it...the only reason I remember one is because it was NYE. But we've already talked about that. I would like the potential to be there, though.
vw bug - May 05, 2005 6:09:36 am PDT #7540 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Dad has no idea if mom will get a kick out of this or not. Geesh! They've been married for thiry-some years! He should know these things. Oh, well. I'm gonna get it, and if she hates it, she can return it and get flowers or something.