Ooh, gnome-filled croissants. Tasty.
I would be content with ham and cheese.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Ooh, gnome-filled croissants. Tasty.
I would be content with ham and cheese.
I want a smoochiversary, one day. I'm not sure I would remember it...the only reason I remember one is because it was NYE. But we've already talked about that. I would like the potential to be there, though.
Dad has no idea if mom will get a kick out of this or not. Geesh! They've been married for thiry-some years! He should know these things. Oh, well. I'm gonna get it, and if she hates it, she can return it and get flowers or something.
Oh, well. I'm gonna get it, and if she hates it, she can return it and get flowers or something.
If she hates it, make her watch Amélie - that might change her mind.
Or Gnome World. Or Gnome Depot. Or Bubba's Garden Gnomes and Croissants.
Oh, the *gnome* district!
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on Third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on Third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There?
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Scorpio: That's on Third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on Third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
Ooooo...the garden center is hiring...and they hire for the summer too. I could do that! Maybe I'll fill out an application while I'm there. That could be fun! And, think of the flowers I could get on discount!
And, think of the flowers I could get on discount!
And the gnome discount!
Did I mention that I'm off work today because of my office's extra-special vacation day that NO ONE else in the world, probably, takes as a vacation day? Oh, yes -- it's that time of year again: the National Day of Prayer.
Technically, I should be offended at such a thing, but I can't bring myself to dispute a free day off with pay. I just wish it were a Friday or a Monday.
And the gnome discount!
They're already half-off . . .
billytea, my twin sister suggested Tobey Haines-Smythe this moring but that might sound too English.
WE'RE GOING TO SEE GREEN DAY TONIGHT!!! I'm so stoked to be getting a babysitter and going out to see some live music! Also, I have much Billy Joe Armstrong love.