Dad has no idea if mom will get a kick out of this or not. Geesh! They've been married for thiry-some years! He should know these things. Oh, well. I'm gonna get it, and if she hates it, she can return it and get flowers or something.
Sex with robots is more common than most people think.
Spike ,'Lineage'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - May 05, 2005 6:09:36 am PDT #7540 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
tommyrot - May 05, 2005 6:10:54 am PDT #7541 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Oh, well. I'm gonna get it, and if she hates it, she can return it and get flowers or something.
If she hates it, make her watch Amélie - that might change her mind.
Steph L. - May 05, 2005 6:12:03 am PDT #7542 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Or Gnome World. Or Gnome Depot. Or Bubba's Garden Gnomes and Croissants.
Oh, the *gnome* district!
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on Third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on Third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There?
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Scorpio: That's on Third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on Third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
vw bug - May 05, 2005 6:12:52 am PDT #7543 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Ooooo...the garden center is hiring...and they hire for the summer too. I could do that! Maybe I'll fill out an application while I'm there. That could be fun! And, think of the flowers I could get on discount!
Steph L. - May 05, 2005 6:16:10 am PDT #7544 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
And, think of the flowers I could get on discount!
And the gnome discount!
Steph L. - May 05, 2005 6:20:32 am PDT #7545 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Did I mention that I'm off work today because of my office's extra-special vacation day that NO ONE else in the world, probably, takes as a vacation day? Oh, yes -- it's that time of year again: the National Day of Prayer.
Technically, I should be offended at such a thing, but I can't bring myself to dispute a free day off with pay. I just wish it were a Friday or a Monday.
Connie Neil - May 05, 2005 6:20:44 am PDT #7546 of 10001
brillig
And the gnome discount!
They're already half-off . . .
Cashmere - May 05, 2005 6:27:58 am PDT #7547 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
billytea, my twin sister suggested Tobey Haines-Smythe this moring but that might sound too English.
WE'RE GOING TO SEE GREEN DAY TONIGHT!!! I'm so stoked to be getting a babysitter and going out to see some live music! Also, I have much Billy Joe Armstrong love.
Steph L. - May 05, 2005 6:28:51 am PDT #7548 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
They're already half-off . . .
Ahahahaha!
My Mom has a gnome obsession. She has (I think) 3 or 4 in the backyard (which is very large, but still -- that's a freaking gnome colony!), and one inside on a shelf, because it's more art than lawn ornament -- it was made by a sculptor or some such, and he even signed it, and it was expensive and therefore Mom doesn't want to leave it in the yard where the dog could knock it over and break it.
The woman is flaky.
She also has gargoyles. Small yard ones, not, like, Ghostbusters-sized ones. But still. She has about 3 or 4 of those, too.
Yeah, I never had a chance of turning out normal. No chance in hell.
Gudanov - May 05, 2005 6:29:34 am PDT #7549 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
WE'RE GOING TO SEE GREEN DAY TONIGHT!!!
Cool. I listened to Brain Stew while driving to work today.