They're expensive!
Perhaps you can find a drunken college student to steal one for you?
Back in my college days that's how we gained and lost our statue of Pan.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
They're expensive!
Perhaps you can find a drunken college student to steal one for you?
Back in my college days that's how we gained and lost our statue of Pan.
Bubba's Garden Gnomes and Croissants
Now I want a croissant
A warning about Trazadone -- it can mess with your vision. I think that's a rarer side effect, but after I started taking it my peripheral vision in my right eye started to get dark and blurry. It was pretty gradual before I realized what was going on.
The eye dr said that if I stopped taking it my sight wouldn't get worse but he couldn't say if it would go back to normal. So far it hasn't. It's a pretty minor thing but it's something to watch out for.
Now I want a croissant
Ooh, gnome-filled croissants. Tasty.
Perhaps you can find a drunken college student to steal one for you?
Bwah!
Ooh, gnome-filled croissants. Tasty.
I would be content with ham and cheese.
I want a smoochiversary, one day. I'm not sure I would remember it...the only reason I remember one is because it was NYE. But we've already talked about that. I would like the potential to be there, though.
Dad has no idea if mom will get a kick out of this or not. Geesh! They've been married for thiry-some years! He should know these things. Oh, well. I'm gonna get it, and if she hates it, she can return it and get flowers or something.
Oh, well. I'm gonna get it, and if she hates it, she can return it and get flowers or something.
If she hates it, make her watch Amélie - that might change her mind.
Or Gnome World. Or Gnome Depot. Or Bubba's Garden Gnomes and Croissants.
Oh, the *gnome* district!
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on Third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on Third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There?
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Scorpio: That's on Third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on Third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district.