Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - May 05, 2005 6:07:07 am PDT #7536 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Now I want a croissant

Ooh, gnome-filled croissants. Tasty.


vw bug - May 05, 2005 6:07:55 am PDT #7537 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Perhaps you can find a drunken college student to steal one for you?

Bwah!


Connie Neil - May 05, 2005 6:08:42 am PDT #7538 of 10001
brillig

Ooh, gnome-filled croissants. Tasty.

I would be content with ham and cheese.


erikaj - May 05, 2005 6:08:58 am PDT #7539 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I want a smoochiversary, one day. I'm not sure I would remember it...the only reason I remember one is because it was NYE. But we've already talked about that. I would like the potential to be there, though.


vw bug - May 05, 2005 6:09:36 am PDT #7540 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Dad has no idea if mom will get a kick out of this or not. Geesh! They've been married for thiry-some years! He should know these things. Oh, well. I'm gonna get it, and if she hates it, she can return it and get flowers or something.


tommyrot - May 05, 2005 6:10:54 am PDT #7541 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, well. I'm gonna get it, and if she hates it, she can return it and get flowers or something.

If she hates it, make her watch Amélie - that might change her mind.


Steph L. - May 05, 2005 6:12:03 am PDT #7542 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Or Gnome World. Or Gnome Depot. Or Bubba's Garden Gnomes and Croissants.

Oh, the *gnome* district!

Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.

Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on Third.

Homer: Uh-huh.

Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on Third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There?

Homer: Mm-Hmm.

Scorpio: That's on Third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on Third.

Homer: Oh, the hammock district.


vw bug - May 05, 2005 6:12:52 am PDT #7543 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ooooo...the garden center is hiring...and they hire for the summer too. I could do that! Maybe I'll fill out an application while I'm there. That could be fun! And, think of the flowers I could get on discount!


Steph L. - May 05, 2005 6:16:10 am PDT #7544 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And, think of the flowers I could get on discount!

And the gnome discount!


Steph L. - May 05, 2005 6:20:32 am PDT #7545 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Did I mention that I'm off work today because of my office's extra-special vacation day that NO ONE else in the world, probably, takes as a vacation day? Oh, yes -- it's that time of year again: the National Day of Prayer.

Technically, I should be offended at such a thing, but I can't bring myself to dispute a free day off with pay. I just wish it were a Friday or a Monday.