Hell, I don't know. If I had wanted schooling, I'da gone to school.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - May 05, 2005 6:03:23 am PDT #7532 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Garden centers are probably your best bet for instant gnomes, vw. Sometimes places like Target carry them too.

I just called around a bit and found a place a couple miles away that carries them. It's a garden center that actually used to be in walking distance, but they moved at the end of last summer. Oh, well...not that I'd want to carry a gnome home anyway. Home Depot doesn't carry them, which surprised me a bit. Actually, the guy laughed when I asked.

Did I say why I want a gnome? My brother thinks it would be a great thing to give my mom. Oh, yeah, I did say that. I'm checking with my dad before I actually purchase the damn thing. They're expensive!


tommyrot - May 05, 2005 6:05:20 am PDT #7533 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They're expensive!

Perhaps you can find a drunken college student to steal one for you?

Back in my college days that's how we gained and lost our statue of Pan.


Connie Neil - May 05, 2005 6:06:01 am PDT #7534 of 10001
brillig

Bubba's Garden Gnomes and Croissants

Now I want a croissant


askye - May 05, 2005 6:06:27 am PDT #7535 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

A warning about Trazadone -- it can mess with your vision. I think that's a rarer side effect, but after I started taking it my peripheral vision in my right eye started to get dark and blurry. It was pretty gradual before I realized what was going on.

The eye dr said that if I stopped taking it my sight wouldn't get worse but he couldn't say if it would go back to normal. So far it hasn't. It's a pretty minor thing but it's something to watch out for.


brenda m - May 05, 2005 6:07:07 am PDT #7536 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Now I want a croissant

Ooh, gnome-filled croissants. Tasty.


vw bug - May 05, 2005 6:07:55 am PDT #7537 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Perhaps you can find a drunken college student to steal one for you?

Bwah!


Connie Neil - May 05, 2005 6:08:42 am PDT #7538 of 10001
brillig

Ooh, gnome-filled croissants. Tasty.

I would be content with ham and cheese.


erikaj - May 05, 2005 6:08:58 am PDT #7539 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I want a smoochiversary, one day. I'm not sure I would remember it...the only reason I remember one is because it was NYE. But we've already talked about that. I would like the potential to be there, though.


vw bug - May 05, 2005 6:09:36 am PDT #7540 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Dad has no idea if mom will get a kick out of this or not. Geesh! They've been married for thiry-some years! He should know these things. Oh, well. I'm gonna get it, and if she hates it, she can return it and get flowers or something.


tommyrot - May 05, 2005 6:10:54 am PDT #7541 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, well. I'm gonna get it, and if she hates it, she can return it and get flowers or something.

If she hates it, make her watch Amélie - that might change her mind.