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Emily - Mar 16, 2005 8:22:14 am PST #7944 of 10002

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Fuckity fuckity fuck fuck. You know, I know people can't follow directions, and normally I just sigh and track down the information again for the 50th time. But instead of my normal 15, I have 60-some packets to do this month, so a fucking FIVE-YEAR GAP BEFORE THE FIRST JOB under the part where it says "all experience since terminal degree" is one more thing than I really want to deal with. Okay.

Anyone know what EMG stands for? Is it just "Electromyography" or is there more?

bon bon - Mar 16, 2005 8:22:41 am PST #7945 of 10002

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

there is no NECK CANCER, but if there is and you gave it to me, I'll kick your ass.

Look, the facts are these:
1. My neck hurts
2. I don't know why

Therefore, I have neck cancer, and it seems to be contagious. The good news is, my presumable neckectomy will make kicking my ass largely theoretical rather than practical.

Daisy Jane - Mar 16, 2005 8:22:56 am PST #7946 of 10002

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Grrr. Boss has moved from irritating me with utilize to irritating me with both utilize and facilitate. Also, I need him to leave me alone while I'm trying to write a press release.

Sorry for the bitching. I just don't feel well, have a ton to do, and I keep hearing him say, "We'll get that together for you. Anything we can do to make your job easier." and by "we" he definately means "me" and so now I have to turn an Apple Works drawing into a webpage in addition to the PR, flyers and surveys, sponsorship packet, promotional booklet mock-up, and letter to BNS. Crap, and e-mail a logo, be right back.

Aims - Mar 16, 2005 8:23:28 am PST #7947 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

bon bon, it could be a precursor to spontaneous neck rupture.

msbelle - Mar 16, 2005 8:24:27 am PST #7948 of 10002

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

bon bon, let's get massages. I think they are the miracle cure for neck cancer.

amych - Mar 16, 2005 8:25:56 am PST #7949 of 10002

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

let's get massages. I think they are the miracle cure for neck cancer

Do they prevent it as well? Because I'm definitely all about preventing neck cancer, if that's the case.

Jesse - Mar 16, 2005 8:27:22 am PST #7950 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, that reminds me -- the massage school people never sent me an application for their training school thingydoo. Hmph. I need a massage!!

-t - Mar 16, 2005 8:28:45 am PST #7951 of 10002

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think you should all do a study on the efficacy of massages in preventing/treating neck cancer. Get massages every week for 7 years and see if you have neck cancer when you're done.

Getting a control group might be hard, though.

Jesse - Mar 16, 2005 8:29:21 am PST #7952 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I like the way you think, -t.

bon bon - Mar 16, 2005 8:29:25 am PST #7953 of 10002

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

It's too late for me! Massage yourselves!

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