I would commit a small crime to get a free spa day. maybe a wee bit of the tax refund can go towards this.
I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Mar 16, 2005 8:30:16 am PST #7954 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Trudy Booth - Mar 16, 2005 8:33:20 am PST #7955 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Peterson Gets Death [link]
ChiKat - Mar 16, 2005 8:33:43 am PST #7956 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I think you should all do a study on the efficacy of massages in preventing/treating neck cancer.
In a wierd convergence: There's an organization here that partnered with a women's spa to give cancer patients five free massages. I took advantage of that service after radiation and it was the best ever. I can highly recommend massage as a treatment for cancer.
§ ita § - Mar 16, 2005 8:34:04 am PST #7957 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, christ, I need to schedule a massage too. That's going to be interesting.
Calli - Mar 16, 2005 8:39:17 am PST #7958 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Maybe a massage would keep my neck muscles from tensing to the point that my skull actually pops off the top of my spinal column.
Worth a shot.
And the look on my masseuse's face if it doesn't work would still be pretty cool.
Not that I'd be able to enjoy it.
Rick - Mar 16, 2005 8:43:57 am PST #7959 of 10002
Regarding Kalshane's obscure holiday, St. Urho's Day, I have received celebratory e-mails from several Finnish colleagues today, so I now know how to say "Happy St. Urho's Day" in Finnish: "Hyvää Pyhän Urhon päivää!" They do like their umlauts.
DavidS - Mar 16, 2005 8:44:27 am PST #7960 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That, or the flourescent lights.
Frank understands.
After her surgery will we call her bon "no-neck" bon?
shrift - Mar 16, 2005 8:44:32 am PST #7961 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
But I really really want a brain, so I'm willing to throw a right eye into the pot.
No, no -- keep the eye. I'd just have to get new glasses, and let's face it, you're not getting one of those fancy, newfangled, top-of-the-line brains fresh from the factory, here.
Kalshane - Mar 16, 2005 8:48:15 am PST #7962 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Wow. That's a lot of umlauts. Sadly my understanding of Finnish is limited to haistaa napa and paha poika. (Though the latter always sounded like "baha boika" when my grandmother said it.)
bon bon - Mar 16, 2005 8:50:39 am PST #7963 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
After her surgery will we call her bon "no-neck" bon?
After surgery I would appreciate it if people would avoid staring at my disfigurement or referring to it in any way. You may thereafter refer to me as bon "all-neck" bon.