there is no NECK CANCER, but if there is and you gave it to me, I'll kick your ass.
Look, the facts are these:
1. My neck hurts
2. I don't know why
Therefore, I have neck cancer, and it seems to be contagious. The good news is, my presumable neckectomy will make kicking my ass largely theoretical rather than practical.
Grrr. Boss has moved from irritating me with utilize to irritating me with both utilize and facilitate. Also, I need him to leave me alone while I'm trying to write a press release.
Sorry for the bitching. I just don't feel well, have a ton to do, and I keep hearing him say, "We'll get that together for you. Anything we can do to make your job easier." and by "we" he definately means "me" and so now I have to turn an Apple Works drawing into a webpage in addition to the PR, flyers and surveys, sponsorship packet, promotional booklet mock-up, and letter to BNS. Crap, and e-mail a logo, be right back.
bon bon, it could be a precursor to spontaneous neck rupture.
bon bon, let's get massages. I think they are the miracle cure for neck cancer.
let's get massages. I think they are the miracle cure for neck cancer
Do they prevent it as well? Because I'm definitely all about preventing neck cancer, if that's the case.
Ooh, that reminds me -- the massage school people never sent me an application for their training school thingydoo. Hmph. I need a massage!!
I think you should all do a study on the efficacy of massages in preventing/treating neck cancer. Get massages every week for 7 years and see if you have neck cancer when you're done.
Getting a control group might be hard, though.
I like the way you think, -t.
It's too late for me! Massage yourselves!
I would commit a small crime to get a free spa day. maybe a wee bit of the tax refund can go towards this.