Ooh, that reminds me -- the massage school people never sent me an application for their training school thingydoo. Hmph. I need a massage!!
That's insane troll logic!
Xander ,'Showtime'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 16, 2005 8:27:22 am PST #7950 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
-t - Mar 16, 2005 8:28:45 am PST #7951 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I think you should all do a study on the efficacy of massages in preventing/treating neck cancer. Get massages every week for 7 years and see if you have neck cancer when you're done.
Getting a control group might be hard, though.
Jesse - Mar 16, 2005 8:29:21 am PST #7952 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I like the way you think, -t.
bon bon - Mar 16, 2005 8:29:25 am PST #7953 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
It's too late for me! Massage yourselves!
msbelle - Mar 16, 2005 8:30:16 am PST #7954 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I would commit a small crime to get a free spa day. maybe a wee bit of the tax refund can go towards this.
Trudy Booth - Mar 16, 2005 8:33:20 am PST #7955 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
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ChiKat - Mar 16, 2005 8:33:43 am PST #7956 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I think you should all do a study on the efficacy of massages in preventing/treating neck cancer.
In a wierd convergence: There's an organization here that partnered with a women's spa to give cancer patients five free massages. I took advantage of that service after radiation and it was the best ever. I can highly recommend massage as a treatment for cancer.
§ ita § - Mar 16, 2005 8:34:04 am PST #7957 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, christ, I need to schedule a massage too. That's going to be interesting.
Calli - Mar 16, 2005 8:39:17 am PST #7958 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Maybe a massage would keep my neck muscles from tensing to the point that my skull actually pops off the top of my spinal column.
Worth a shot.
And the look on my masseuse's face if it doesn't work would still be pretty cool.
Not that I'd be able to enjoy it.
Rick - Mar 16, 2005 8:43:57 am PST #7959 of 10002
Regarding Kalshane's obscure holiday, St. Urho's Day, I have received celebratory e-mails from several Finnish colleagues today, so I now know how to say "Happy St. Urho's Day" in Finnish: "Hyvää Pyhän Urhon päivää!" They do like their umlauts.