I think you should all do a study on the efficacy of massages in preventing/treating neck cancer. Get massages every week for 7 years and see if you have neck cancer when you're done.
Getting a control group might be hard, though.
Flames wouldn't be eternal if they actually consumed anything.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Mar 16, 2005 8:28:45 am PST #7951 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Jesse - Mar 16, 2005 8:29:21 am PST #7952 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I like the way you think, -t.
bon bon - Mar 16, 2005 8:29:25 am PST #7953 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
It's too late for me! Massage yourselves!
msbelle - Mar 16, 2005 8:30:16 am PST #7954 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I would commit a small crime to get a free spa day. maybe a wee bit of the tax refund can go towards this.
Trudy Booth - Mar 16, 2005 8:33:20 am PST #7955 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
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ChiKat - Mar 16, 2005 8:33:43 am PST #7956 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I think you should all do a study on the efficacy of massages in preventing/treating neck cancer.
In a wierd convergence: There's an organization here that partnered with a women's spa to give cancer patients five free massages. I took advantage of that service after radiation and it was the best ever. I can highly recommend massage as a treatment for cancer.
§ ita § - Mar 16, 2005 8:34:04 am PST #7957 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, christ, I need to schedule a massage too. That's going to be interesting.
Calli - Mar 16, 2005 8:39:17 am PST #7958 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Maybe a massage would keep my neck muscles from tensing to the point that my skull actually pops off the top of my spinal column.
Worth a shot.
And the look on my masseuse's face if it doesn't work would still be pretty cool.
Not that I'd be able to enjoy it.
Rick - Mar 16, 2005 8:43:57 am PST #7959 of 10002
Regarding Kalshane's obscure holiday, St. Urho's Day, I have received celebratory e-mails from several Finnish colleagues today, so I now know how to say "Happy St. Urho's Day" in Finnish: "Hyvää Pyhän Urhon päivää!" They do like their umlauts.
DavidS - Mar 16, 2005 8:44:27 am PST #7960 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That, or the flourescent lights.
Frank understands.
After her surgery will we call her bon "no-neck" bon?