let's get massages. I think they are the miracle cure for neck cancer
Do they prevent it as well? Because I'm definitely all about preventing neck cancer, if that's the case.
Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.
Oz ,'First Date'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Mar 16, 2005 8:25:56 am PST #7949 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jesse - Mar 16, 2005 8:27:22 am PST #7950 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ooh, that reminds me -- the massage school people never sent me an application for their training school thingydoo. Hmph. I need a massage!!
-t - Mar 16, 2005 8:28:45 am PST #7951 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I think you should all do a study on the efficacy of massages in preventing/treating neck cancer. Get massages every week for 7 years and see if you have neck cancer when you're done.
Getting a control group might be hard, though.
Jesse - Mar 16, 2005 8:29:21 am PST #7952 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I like the way you think, -t.
bon bon - Mar 16, 2005 8:29:25 am PST #7953 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
It's too late for me! Massage yourselves!
msbelle - Mar 16, 2005 8:30:16 am PST #7954 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I would commit a small crime to get a free spa day. maybe a wee bit of the tax refund can go towards this.
Trudy Booth - Mar 16, 2005 8:33:20 am PST #7955 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Peterson Gets Death [link]
ChiKat - Mar 16, 2005 8:33:43 am PST #7956 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I think you should all do a study on the efficacy of massages in preventing/treating neck cancer.
In a wierd convergence: There's an organization here that partnered with a women's spa to give cancer patients five free massages. I took advantage of that service after radiation and it was the best ever. I can highly recommend massage as a treatment for cancer.
§ ita § - Mar 16, 2005 8:34:04 am PST #7957 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, christ, I need to schedule a massage too. That's going to be interesting.
Calli - Mar 16, 2005 8:39:17 am PST #7958 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Maybe a massage would keep my neck muscles from tensing to the point that my skull actually pops off the top of my spinal column.
Worth a shot.
And the look on my masseuse's face if it doesn't work would still be pretty cool.
Not that I'd be able to enjoy it.