Having a threesome AND posting? THAT'S dedication.
Dude, I can multitask, but I'm thinking someone would be getting the short end of the stick.
Or something.
Mal: Well, you were right about this being a bad idea. Zoe: Thanks for sayin', sir.
'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Jan 17, 2005 6:30:51 pm PST #5176 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
NoiseDesign - Jan 17, 2005 6:31:58 pm PST #5177 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
Here, have a compensatory feather butt plug. It's ostrich!
Excellent, I'll put it here with my Pony Tail butt plug, made with real horsehair.
DCJensen - Jan 17, 2005 6:32:56 pm PST #5178 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.
Embarrass, MN had a low of -54 F last night.
That's not wind chill.
So thankful I'm 300 miles south of that.
Strix - Jan 17, 2005 6:33:04 pm PST #5179 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Do I want to know where "here" is?
Aims - Jan 17, 2005 6:33:05 pm PST #5180 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It's been a messy evening here. Baby peed all over me whilst nursing and then, puked from while in her swing, making for some very interesting patterns on the floor.
Strix - Jan 17, 2005 6:33:58 pm PST #5181 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
At least you know her intestines are working!
Lee - Jan 17, 2005 6:34:26 pm PST #5182 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
ugh. Poor Aimee and Emma.
sj - Jan 17, 2005 6:34:54 pm PST #5183 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
{{{Aimee}}}
Strix - Jan 17, 2005 6:38:17 pm PST #5184 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Whilst admiring a friend's new baby, the mother was holding said baby in her lap and we both lean close too coo and gurgle. Baby's superpower kicks in, causing her to vomit upwards like a erupting volcano of vomit, 1 1/2 feet into the air...and into Mommey's open, adoring mouth.
It was freakin' amazing, but then, I only got splattered a little.
Since then I have held a great admiration for babies' powers of production...and parents' power of put-with-itedness.
meara - Jan 17, 2005 6:40:06 pm PST #5185 of 10002
silly Emma. A little TOO relaxed, there, Ems.
I wonder if they have Swiffer plugs.
See, now, that's where I'm going to have to draw the line. Though I admit, I'm thinking of the wet Swiffers. And those things you really ahve to SCRUB with, so that'd be...difficult.