But if the world doesn't end, I'm gonna need a note.

Cordelia ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Jan 17, 2005 6:33:05 pm PST #5180 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It's been a messy evening here. Baby peed all over me whilst nursing and then, puked from while in her swing, making for some very interesting patterns on the floor.


Strix - Jan 17, 2005 6:33:58 pm PST #5181 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

At least you know her intestines are working!


Lee - Jan 17, 2005 6:34:26 pm PST #5182 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

ugh. Poor Aimee and Emma.


sj - Jan 17, 2005 6:34:54 pm PST #5183 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Aimee}}}


Strix - Jan 17, 2005 6:38:17 pm PST #5184 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Whilst admiring a friend's new baby, the mother was holding said baby in her lap and we both lean close too coo and gurgle. Baby's superpower kicks in, causing her to vomit upwards like a erupting volcano of vomit, 1 1/2 feet into the air...and into Mommey's open, adoring mouth.

It was freakin' amazing, but then, I only got splattered a little.

Since then I have held a great admiration for babies' powers of production...and parents' power of put-with-itedness.


meara - Jan 17, 2005 6:40:06 pm PST #5185 of 10002

silly Emma. A little TOO relaxed, there, Ems.

I wonder if they have Swiffer plugs.

See, now, that's where I'm going to have to draw the line. Though I admit, I'm thinking of the wet Swiffers. And those things you really ahve to SCRUB with, so that'd be...difficult.


Strix - Jan 17, 2005 6:40:11 pm PST #5186 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

And on that note, I HAVE TO get off this thing, and go to bed.

Wish me luck, y'all! May kids love, me, my mentor teacher admire me and the Powers of Literature give me the skill of Talking Convincingly Out of My Ass.


sj - Jan 17, 2005 6:40:56 pm PST #5187 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

How has everyone been?


meara - Jan 17, 2005 6:41:00 pm PST #5188 of 10002

the skill of Talking Convincingly Out of My Ass.

Better than Swiffering With Your Ass. Especially in front of the class.


Strix - Jan 17, 2005 6:42:39 pm PST #5189 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I think that would get me at least admiration, if not love.

I'm going, I swear.