And on that note, I HAVE TO get off this thing, and go to bed.
Wish me luck, y'all! May kids love, me, my mentor teacher admire me and the Powers of Literature give me the skill of Talking Convincingly Out of My Ass.
'Safe'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
And on that note, I HAVE TO get off this thing, and go to bed.
Wish me luck, y'all! May kids love, me, my mentor teacher admire me and the Powers of Literature give me the skill of Talking Convincingly Out of My Ass.
How has everyone been?
the skill of Talking Convincingly Out of My Ass.
Better than Swiffering With Your Ass. Especially in front of the class.
I think that would get me at least admiration, if not love.
I'm going, I swear.
Embarrass, MN had a low of -54 F last night.
That's just wrong.
I wonder if they have Swiffer plugs.
As is this. But a different kind of wrong.
Erin!
Oh. My. God.
I am so glad I just popped my head back in here before going to sleep. The tears are still running down my cheeks.
Swiffering With Your Ass. BWAH!
ION, Empress, I'm so sorry about the difficult baby bodily fluids. Good thing she's so cute, huh?
Do I want to know where "here" is?
There's only one way to find out.
I want Gloomcookie's shirt! Also, would be nice to fit into a shirt gloomcookie's size. :) HI GLOOMIECOOKIES!
Flattery will get you everywhere, sweet meara boo.
I feel no need to take the kink test after meara's mention of gay sex on there.
Aw maaaaan! I admit, its breeder centric... but you could gayify that question! Just make it 'have you ever whatever with a boy'.
But I haven't done anything naughty in a while. Oh, I kissed my girl friend while she was wasted so that I could grope her and steal her car keys but that was altruism, not porn.
You give a whole new meaning to "altruism," dear.