I got a "401 to 500 You are a major league kinkster!"
I'm modestly happy, but bummed that ND brought me low.
On the other hand, LEATHER KILT.
But I haven't done anything naughty in a while. Oh, I kissed my girl friend while she was wasted so that I could grope her and steal her car keys but that was altruism, not porn.
I start teaching tomorrow! I;m so wired. I just popped an Ambien, so hopefully I will be able to sleep tonight.
ERIN!
I've not posted with you in forever!
My classes start tomorrow. The first class I'm teaching is on Friday.
I am so not ready for this semester to start.
How did you LIVE, darling?!
How did you LIVE, darling?!
Clearly in a stage of weeping remorse.
Which is as it should be.
Here, have a compensatory feather butt plug. It's ostrich!
Hmm. I wonder if they have Swiffer plugs. That appeals to the Virgo AND Leo in me.
That appeals to the Virgo AND Leo in me.
Having a threesome AND posting? THAT'S dedication.
Hil, you will be glorious. I have said it, for it is so.
You know what's a funny word? Epoxyeicosatrienoic acid.
I wonder if they have Swiffer plugs. That appeals to the Virgo AND Leo in me.
Why does this squick me so much more than just the feather plug?
I wonder if they have Swiffer plugs.
I will never recover from this image.