Here, have a compensatory feather butt plug. It's ostrich!
Excellent, I'll put it here with my Pony Tail butt plug, made with real horsehair.
We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.
Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
NoiseDesign - Jan 17, 2005 6:31:58 pm PST #5177 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
DCJensen - Jan 17, 2005 6:32:56 pm PST #5178 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.
Embarrass, MN had a low of -54 F last night.
That's not wind chill.
So thankful I'm 300 miles south of that.
Strix - Jan 17, 2005 6:33:04 pm PST #5179 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Do I want to know where "here" is?
Aims - Jan 17, 2005 6:33:05 pm PST #5180 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It's been a messy evening here. Baby peed all over me whilst nursing and then, puked from while in her swing, making for some very interesting patterns on the floor.
Strix - Jan 17, 2005 6:33:58 pm PST #5181 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
At least you know her intestines are working!
Lee - Jan 17, 2005 6:34:26 pm PST #5182 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
ugh. Poor Aimee and Emma.
sj - Jan 17, 2005 6:34:54 pm PST #5183 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
{{{Aimee}}}
Strix - Jan 17, 2005 6:38:17 pm PST #5184 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Whilst admiring a friend's new baby, the mother was holding said baby in her lap and we both lean close too coo and gurgle. Baby's superpower kicks in, causing her to vomit upwards like a erupting volcano of vomit, 1 1/2 feet into the air...and into Mommey's open, adoring mouth.
It was freakin' amazing, but then, I only got splattered a little.
Since then I have held a great admiration for babies' powers of production...and parents' power of put-with-itedness.
meara - Jan 17, 2005 6:40:06 pm PST #5185 of 10002
silly Emma. A little TOO relaxed, there, Ems.
I wonder if they have Swiffer plugs.
See, now, that's where I'm going to have to draw the line. Though I admit, I'm thinking of the wet Swiffers. And those things you really ahve to SCRUB with, so that'd be...difficult.
Strix - Jan 17, 2005 6:40:11 pm PST #5186 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
And on that note, I HAVE TO get off this thing, and go to bed.
Wish me luck, y'all! May kids love, me, my mentor teacher admire me and the Powers of Literature give me the skill of Talking Convincingly Out of My Ass.