ugh. Poor Aimee and Emma.
'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
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{{{Aimee}}}
Whilst admiring a friend's new baby, the mother was holding said baby in her lap and we both lean close too coo and gurgle. Baby's superpower kicks in, causing her to vomit upwards like a erupting volcano of vomit, 1 1/2 feet into the air...and into Mommey's open, adoring mouth.
It was freakin' amazing, but then, I only got splattered a little.
Since then I have held a great admiration for babies' powers of production...and parents' power of put-with-itedness.
silly Emma. A little TOO relaxed, there, Ems.
I wonder if they have Swiffer plugs.
See, now, that's where I'm going to have to draw the line. Though I admit, I'm thinking of the wet Swiffers. And those things you really ahve to SCRUB with, so that'd be...difficult.
And on that note, I HAVE TO get off this thing, and go to bed.
Wish me luck, y'all! May kids love, me, my mentor teacher admire me and the Powers of Literature give me the skill of Talking Convincingly Out of My Ass.
How has everyone been?
the skill of Talking Convincingly Out of My Ass.
Better than Swiffering With Your Ass. Especially in front of the class.
I think that would get me at least admiration, if not love.
I'm going, I swear.
Embarrass, MN had a low of -54 F last night.
That's just wrong.
I wonder if they have Swiffer plugs.
As is this. But a different kind of wrong.
Erin!