Hil, you will be glorious. I have said it, for it is so.
You know what's a funny word? Epoxyeicosatrienoic acid.
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Hil, you will be glorious. I have said it, for it is so.
You know what's a funny word? Epoxyeicosatrienoic acid.
I wonder if they have Swiffer plugs. That appeals to the Virgo AND Leo in me.
Why does this squick me so much more than just the feather plug?
I wonder if they have Swiffer plugs.
I will never recover from this image.
Having a threesome AND posting? THAT'S dedication.
Dude, I can multitask, but I'm thinking someone would be getting the short end of the stick.
Or something.
Here, have a compensatory feather butt plug. It's ostrich!
Excellent, I'll put it here with my Pony Tail butt plug, made with real horsehair.
Embarrass, MN had a low of -54 F last night.
That's not wind chill.
So thankful I'm 300 miles south of that.
Do I want to know where "here" is?
It's been a messy evening here. Baby peed all over me whilst nursing and then, puked from while in her swing, making for some very interesting patterns on the floor.
At least you know her intestines are working!
ugh. Poor Aimee and Emma.