I wonder if they have Swiffer plugs.
I will never recover from this image.
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I wonder if they have Swiffer plugs.
I will never recover from this image.
Having a threesome AND posting? THAT'S dedication.
Dude, I can multitask, but I'm thinking someone would be getting the short end of the stick.
Or something.
Here, have a compensatory feather butt plug. It's ostrich!
Excellent, I'll put it here with my Pony Tail butt plug, made with real horsehair.
Embarrass, MN had a low of -54 F last night.
That's not wind chill.
So thankful I'm 300 miles south of that.
Do I want to know where "here" is?
It's been a messy evening here. Baby peed all over me whilst nursing and then, puked from while in her swing, making for some very interesting patterns on the floor.
At least you know her intestines are working!
ugh. Poor Aimee and Emma.
{{{Aimee}}}
Whilst admiring a friend's new baby, the mother was holding said baby in her lap and we both lean close too coo and gurgle. Baby's superpower kicks in, causing her to vomit upwards like a erupting volcano of vomit, 1 1/2 feet into the air...and into Mommey's open, adoring mouth.
It was freakin' amazing, but then, I only got splattered a little.
Since then I have held a great admiration for babies' powers of production...and parents' power of put-with-itedness.