You just waking up, ND?
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
Tom Scola - Dec 21, 2004 2:05:32 pm PST #350 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
Kate P. - Dec 22, 2004 5:24:50 am PST #351 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Yay for Dave's safe return from Iraq!
Hey Jon, do you still need me to send you money for the Illuminations Tour ticket, or were you able to find someone else to take it?
Jon B. - Dec 22, 2004 5:32:44 am PST #352 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
We're fine, Kate. VW and Nutty had gotten tickets for the wrong trolley, but then VW couldn't make it either. So Nutty got your ticket, and sold off the two extras she'd bought. I think. In any case, it all worked out.
By the way, thanks to everyone for coming on the tour. I agree with Nora that it's not the best way to really get a good look at the houses, but it's fun to go as a group, you help support the Arts Council, you learn stuff and hopefully I point out a few things you might not have otherwise noticed. It serves as a nice introduction. That's why we give out the maps -- so you can go back and get a better look at your favorites.
I'm glad a couple of people got my Bronski Beat joke. When I told the same joke on the second tour (where no one I knew was on board), I could hear crickets.
DXMachina - Dec 22, 2004 5:36:05 am PST #353 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
At least it wasn't thirty years old.
Kate P. - Dec 22, 2004 5:39:41 am PST #354 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
We're fine, Kate.
Oh good, thanks!
Jon B. - Dec 22, 2004 5:45:58 am PST #355 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
At least it wasn't thirty years old.
Ha! He didn't tell that joke on the second tour. Said (good-naturedly) that he didn't want me giving him crap about it again.
For those who weren't there, before the trolley driver introduced me (the tour guide), he told a joke involving Richard Nixon, Henry Kissinger, a priest and a hippie. When he handed the mic to me, I told the passengers that I couldn't promise my jokes would be as funny, but at least they wouldn't be thirty years old.
Nora Deirdre - Dec 22, 2004 5:51:09 am PST #356 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
agree with Nora that it's not the best way to really get a good look at the houses, but it's fun to go as a group, you help support the Arts Council, you learn stuff and hopefully I point out a few things you might not have otherwise noticed. It serves as a nice introduction.
Absolutely- and it was fun to go as a group. I didn't mean to sound negative about it, at all. Jon, you rocked as a tour guide, and I'd love to do it again.
NoiseDesign - Dec 22, 2004 10:21:13 am PST #357 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
The Bronksi Beat joke almost killed me.
Pix - Dec 22, 2004 10:32:30 am PST #358 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Followed closely by the ...ehm... blonde joke.
Jon B. - Dec 22, 2004 10:40:40 am PST #359 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
ermm.... I don't remember any blonde jokes....